Are you truly getting bang for buck? Actually are you getting any bang at all and do you really have any bucks? None of these questions will be answered, but we will be talking about the length of video games instead. So hopefully you'll be interested in that. If not there's a list of much better gaming podcasts down the left hand side of our web page.

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Reader's Question: "What game have you bought through hype and excitement only to find it utter crap?"

Hello plebians. It's Rob here. I don't normally post on the site, and it's taken me about ten bloody minutes to work out how the hell to make words appear here thanks to Perrin's utterly confusing software - so you better appreciate it.

We've actually recorded a podcast this week! It's very exciting, and full of videogames and swearing and references to school shootings and me calling Perrin fat (which is a bit rich, to be honest).

However, there's a slight problem. It's in Athens. So is Perrin. He's buggered off on some kind of "holiday", presumably because he needs a break from his difficult life of sitting around on his backside charging companies thousands of pounds per minute to listen to his whining, Northern voice. So he's disappeared off to Greece, bringing with him the laptop with this week's podcast on it.

He's the kind of sad bastard who likes working on his laptop while he's on holiday, so you might get lucky and have a podcast posted in the next couple of days. Or you might not. I really don't know. Tell you what, though - if we don't have a podcast in the next day or two, perhaps I should post an embarrassing personal fact about Perrin every day until it does appear? Hmm... Perhaps indeed.

A more topical broadcast this week as we take a gander at a selection of recent RTS games including Halo Wars, Dawn of War II and DemiGod. In bollocks of the week we have another dig at Joystiq and then despair over the Six Days in Fallujah controversy. In you should(n't) play this Rob praises indie brawler ZenoClash and Perrin takes potshots at J-RPG Eternal Sonata.

It's running a little over an hour again, I kind of suspect our days of aiming for 45 minutes are long gone as we've just fallen in love with the sound of our own voices.

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This week's question: "What do you like and not like about the podcast? How do you think we could improve it?"

So let's take a look at what we have on offer this week. The podcast runs over an hour, Rob waffles on for ages about raiding in WoW, in bollocks of the week we go wildly off topic, in you shouldn't play this I praise a game I haven't even played, and in reader's comment you all prove to be very dull when it comes to MMO anecdotes.

Strangely enough though 5 wrongs somehow make a right, and the whole thing is reasonably entertaining. Well as entertaining as Stage Clear ever seems to be.

I hope you've all got a very long and delayed commute in which to "enjoy" this episode.

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Reader's question: "What is the most frustrating experience you've had while playing a video game?"