I made a game with copyright infringement in it!

Nearly a month since we promised it but we finally take a look at gaming fan works. Who knew you guys could be creative, well not you guys. Let's face it if you're listening to this you're probably not doing anything worthwhile. We also slag off moaning PC gamers, and introduce a new feature all about the lovely world of indie gaming.

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We forgot to include a reader's question in the show for next so how about this: "What other gaming podcasts do you listen to that you think are worth recommending?" Let's face it, we're not your best option by a long way.

It's totally not a gaming

It's totally not a gaming podcast but In Our Time with Melvyn Bragg pure gives me the chub.

Anyway, I wonder if Gamewank even counts as a gaming podcast. It's mainly an excuse for cretinous sketch faux-comedy and the shameless homoerotic tension between me and Ric, people only listen to see if we'll fuck. Y'know what? Gamewank is the Moonlighting of gaming podcasts.

TBH I don't listen to many gaming 'casts, as a disproportionate number of them rigidly follow the format of having 3-5 cunts choking on headset mics about gears of fucking war for 90 minutes. Australian Gamer was sort of alright-ish until it became a prickish bi-weekly defense of Game Damage (which was pretty indefensible) and yet another extra curricular Yahtzee project that made me hate him even more.

Seriously. It really hurts when you find out one of your heroes is just the exact kind of hatted wanker that litters Edinburgh pubs with boorish banter and punchable faces.

Additionally, the question burning in the seldom oiled wok of my mind is - are yooz intae Aztec Camera? And if ye read this oot, are ye gawnae attempt tae do the accent? Laddie, etc. Fuck sake, I'm technically welsh.

Chaka Demus,

- Jim

PS Sorry about these early morning rambles, I'M OFF TO LONDON TOMORROW that's WHERE YOU LIVE :D

Re: Getting Up. It's a great

Re: Getting Up. It's a great game IF you know about graf and it's history. If you don't you have no basis to comment on it. It's like Dave calling Brutal Legend shit because he doesn't like metal. GU is a graf fans wet dream, I used to do pieces when I was younger, I knew the history, I still have the glossy coffee table books full of the stuff. If your only exposure to it was attending a Banksy exhibition at the Tate Modern, forget it!

Re: Podcasts. I listen to a lot, the ones I listen to as soon as theyre out are the CAGcast and The Weekly Geek. CAGcast is the only show that makes me LoL all the time. They talk little about games and more about their own lives, Cheapy is a big Howard Stern fan and that shines through. WG is a show where they talk general geek culture, not just games, and their friendship carries the show as a lot of casts tend to have hosts who barely tolerate each others company.

The big shows like 1Up, Giantbomb etc... They come across like they consider themselves celebrities. RebelFM and Respawn Radio are right on the cusp of that style that I can tolerate as they are funny. Others I like are Gamers With Jobs and ALWW, although ALWW needs to quit the annoying and unnecessary musical interludes... But they are both the most informative and intelligent shows out there.

And then there's Gamewank and Stage Clear ;)

Re: mentazm hate. I can't believe you are that upset because we argue about games. You do realise they don't matter at all right? Life would be dull if we were always sucking each others dicks all the time, but I suspect you boys might like that, right?

Perrin's account wouldn't get

Perrin's account wouldn't get defrauded so much if he didn't use his mother's maiden name as a security measure.

Many people know lots of facts about his mother.

This is a consequence of his mother having lots of intimate relationships.

I'M SAYING I SHAGGED YOUR MUM.

You have shagged Perrin's

You have shagged Perrin's mother too? I reckon that's how he persuades people to listen to Stage Clear.

I didn't say ANYTHING about

I didn't say ANYTHING about Ico! You brought that up!

Are you mistaking other people for yourself again, Perrin?

Rob did, however, revert to his poncy faux-Japanese-accent ways this episode. Tut tut!

Anyway, onto the meat and potatoes of this post:
I'm very interested to hear what you have to say about ODST, because I'm fucking sick of Master Chief but love the Halo Universe when it doesn't resort to "Master Chief being manly and making things explode", and I very much enjoyed the multi-layered story (even if one of those stories was "Dude goes around and picks up MacGuffins" for most of it).

Your mum is a MacGuffin!

Your mum is a MacGuffin!

She definitely drives MOST

She definitely drives MOST men's plots...

Why did you leave the CV

Why did you leave the CV forum Champagne? Surely not because of Mentazm?

Anyways, the main ones I listen to I'm sure you also subscribe to Perrin - OLL, A Life Well Wasted (when he does one), Gamewank, yourselves and that's about it. I keep being told Giant Bomb is worth a listen but haven't got round to it yet.

I must give Gamewank a go. It

I must give Gamewank a go.

It wasn't because of Mentazm, no. I was talking about my wedding in the Braid thread because I'd played Braid in the days leading up to the wedding to help calm my nerves. Some moderator came in and deleted all my posts, so I threw a strop.

You should come back. All the

You should come back. All the cool kids hang there!

A note on translation

A note on translation projects, a couple of recent successful ones:

Super Robot Wars Alpha Gaiden
http://agtp.romhack.net/project.php?id=srwag
The whole PS1 game, translated. This one was years in the making, vanished off the planet for a year, then turned up finished. Needs more publicity since (most of the) SRW games are both well crafted strategy and massive fanwank for anyone familiar with any mech shows.

Namco x Capcom
http://transgen.890m.com/
This is less of a well crafted strategy game and more along the lines of fanwank, but still kinda fun for a bit if a guilty pleasure. Still, as a technical accievement it scores high, being a PS2 game.

Only other thing is to say you're the only gaming podcast I listen to, which, I admit only started because I know you guys, but if you were crap I wouldn't bother to continue.

Yeah I was going to talk

Yeah I was going to talk about those two projects too, they were the other two on my list but didn't want to dwell on it too long. I hope they do finish doing some more work on the Namco X Capcom one because the english in the current release is awful. And I was very glad to see a Robot Wars game translated into English because i've played a whole bunch of them in japanese with no idea what was going on.

Before I left consolevania in

Before I left consolevania in a huff, I months ago called that Mentazm is always wrong. This was shortly after he recommended me a terrible book, and explained in voicechat how Marc Ecko's Getting Up was a good game. Cunt.

The only gaming podcasts I listen to now is you guys, a life well wasted (occasional) and penny arcade (even more occasional, and now they just talk about D&D all the time). Face it guys, you're the best gaming podcast I listen to. Think about that.