SonicsClearWank 2 - All your Christmases at once!

Submitted by Perrin on Fri, 25/12/2009 - 21:06

Merry Christmas everyone, all I can offer you on this wonderous day is this year's most immature gaming podcast. If you missed it last time around SonicsClearWank forgoes Stage Clear typical hour of pseudo-intellectual game discussion and replaces it with over two hours of senseless toilet humour.

I can't take all the credit for this, our cast of 7 consisted of:
Stage Clear's Perrin and Rob. (THAT'S US!)
GameWank's Jim and Richie
SonicsRing's Dave, Iain and Ross

One apology, we recorded this a couple of weeks back and I hadn't fully appreciated how long it would take me to edit this cluster fuck into something usable. So the news section might seem a little out of date.

Enhanced iTunes M4A version (67.0MB)
Normal MP3 Version (65.4MB)

Here's some additional bonus artwork that will make sense as you listen to the show:

I had a novelisation of BTTF

Submitted by ChampagneOLeary on Wed, 30/12/2009 - 19:15.

I had a novelisation of BTTF III.

"I'll accept that from you.

Submitted by Quit on Tue, 29/12/2009 - 21:37.

"I'll accept that from you. But not from 2/3 of the cast of Sonicsring, who have never knowingly said anything remotely amusing ever. I like Ross."

Ross is a charming and funny man.
He did a shit in my house. And now I know, listening to the podcast, that it was premeditated.

I own your house. Keys

Submitted by chooban on Sat, 09/01/2010 - 21:07.

I own your house. Keys please!

I'm BUTTHURT. You fucking

Submitted by Gamewank_Jim on Fri, 25/12/2009 - 22:52.

I'm BUTTHURT.

You fucking tubby cunt of a fuck, you left in my painfully unfunny joke which caused the Third Reich. Apparently.

It was an accident you whiny

Submitted by Perrin on Fri, 25/12/2009 - 23:44.

It was an accident you whiny shit. I had meant to blank it out to save the shreds of your dignity left hanging. But I was in a rush to deliver this Christmas treat. My advice, next time: be funnier!

"My advice, next time: be

Submitted by Gamewank_Jim on Mon, 28/12/2009 - 11:39.

"My advice, next time: be funnier!"

I'll accept that from you. But not from 2/3 of the cast of Sonicsring, who have never knowingly said anything remotely amusing ever. I like Ross.

^ Edited for fairness

You're making me blush,

Submitted by chooban on Sat, 09/01/2010 - 21:07.

You're making me blush, Jamie.

You should have doubled the

Submitted by Rob on Sat, 26/12/2009 - 11:31.

You should have doubled the funnies by blanking it when it's first said, and then including the original audio at the end of the podcast so that people could finally be exposed to the BTTFJoke in all its glory.

Literally ALL of its glory.

ALL OF IT.