Hello plebians. It's Rob here. I don't normally post on the site, and it's taken me about ten bloody minutes to work out how the hell to make words appear here thanks to Perrin's utterly confusing software - so you better appreciate it.

We've actually recorded a podcast this week! It's very exciting, and full of videogames and swearing and references to school shootings and me calling Perrin fat (which is a bit rich, to be honest).

However, there's a slight problem. It's in Athens. So is Perrin. He's buggered off on some kind of "holiday", presumably because he needs a break from his difficult life of sitting around on his backside charging companies thousands of pounds per minute to listen to his whining, Northern voice. So he's disappeared off to Greece, bringing with him the laptop with this week's podcast on it.

He's the kind of sad bastard who likes working on his laptop while he's on holiday, so you might get lucky and have a podcast posted in the next couple of days. Or you might not. I really don't know. Tell you what, though - if we don't have a podcast in the next day or two, perhaps I should post an embarrassing personal fact about Perrin every day until it does appear? Hmm... Perhaps indeed.